From mason  Thu Jun 21 18:28:21 2001
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 16:57:46 -0500
From: smoking whack <mason@>
To: milktree
Subject: Re: har..

But what's Bros mean?  What kind of name is that?  Tong, Gret, Naho,
Dena, Bros?  Is it one bros or a bunch of bros?  Can you get Brossed?
Will I get fired if I bros on the job?  Is it a circumcision done by a
scottish rabbi?  What if you leave a bros sitting on your car seat,
will it melt in the sun or do you risk having someone break into your
car to steal it?  Will I find one under my broccoli at a fancy french
restaurant?  Will you get messed up if you smoke a bros?  Will you get
arrested if you show up at the emergency room with a bros stuck in
your bum?  Will I find a bunch of bros crawling around if I look in a
post-menopausal kangaroo's pouch?  Is it a diacritical mark needed to
accurately dictate a cockney accent?  Will it make my bread rise
slower?  Is it an IEEE 754 floating point operation?  Do I have to
remove my bros before getting an MRI?  Perhaps it's a form of jazz
done entirely with accordians?  Is my keyboard defective for not
having a bros key?  Does it make a good depiliatory?  Can I achieve
bros through meditation?  Will an airport metal detector detect one?
Will a bros get many bids on ebay?  Is it something my kids are
learning in school that I should know about?  Does it take up much
disk space?  Will it make my whites whiter?  Will I find penecilium
bros growing on stuff in my cheese drawer?  Is it more or less than a
parsec?  How many angels can dance on the head of a bros?  Is it some
odd contraption that americans can't deal with when we find one in a
bathroom in a foreign country?  What's bros in hexidecimal?  Should I
have a /usr/bin/bros?  Do they hold their color or fade with time?
Do they smell worse than a durian fruit?

I think someone should ask Honda's marketing dep't these questions.