Modern Japanese bikes don't wear out, they are killed by their masters.
- They get loving care for the first three years.
- Then they get sold to some young thrasher who either destroys it
in a single vehicle accident or they keep it for two years then sell
it to an even younger and even more clueless thrasher.
- Finally it ends up in the hands of someone who rides less than
1000 miles a year. This guy leaves it in the pounding rain all winter
and is surprised to find the battery dead on the first sunny day in
spring. He borrows a charger from his mother's boyfriend and manages
to get the now damaged battery to hold just barely enough juice to
start the bike once. After this first sunny day of spring the guy only
rides the bike 3 more times that year. Since he doesn't want to spend
cash on replacing the worthless battery he has to charge the battery
each time he rides it. And now the charging system is starting to
strain from constantly being at full output pumping electrons into a
partially shorted battery. Motorcycle riding becomes too much of a
pain in the butt and he leaves it parked for another winter in the
rain. Next year the fuel has turned harder than epoxy and has
completely plugged the pilot jets.
- It won't start at all and is traded to a girlfriends brother for a
case of Schmidt beer. The new owner buys a battery, but can only
occasionally get it to start, and it dies at idle. He eventually
decides that Jap bikes are cheap crap and buys a leather Harley
Davidson baseball cap to wear to the tavern.
- The bike gets pushed behind a dumpster at a crack motel and
remains there until the motel owner pushes it out to the street where
is sits on display like a dead possum until the county picks it up and
puts it in impound. 6 months later it is sent to a metal recycler and
smashed into 1000 Schlitz Malt Liquor cans. And up to this last point
the crank bearings, cam lobes, piston rings, and all the other parts
bathed in oil, still have 100,000 miles of usable life left on them.
HEAR ME NOW, AND BELIEVE ME LATER
THIS IS THE FATE OF 75% OF ALL THE YAMAHA R6'S SOLD TODAY!
Does anybody remember the Kawasaki ZX600 Ninja of 1985?
It was a cutting edge sport bike, then one of the greatest squid
magnets of the late '80s and early '90s,
NOW THE LAST OF 'EM ARE PARKED BEHIND DUMPSTERS AT YER MOTHERS PLACE!
Oil doesn't kill motorcycles. People kill motorcycles.
This isn't 1953, it's actually kind of hard to find bad oil in 2004!
Just about any motor oil you get will be good and any Motorcycle oil you
get will also be good and may also tolerate a longer interval between
changes.
I wonder how many sportbikes with coffee colored brake fluid are sitting
parked in the rain with $28 worth of oil in the crankcase.
Your bike is significantly more likely to be run over and crushed by a
Pennzoil truck than throw a rod because you didn't buy Motul.
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