|Ginsberg's Theorem:
|        (1) You can't win.
|        (2) You can't break even.
|        (3) You can't even quit the game.
|
|Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:
|        Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem
|        meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's
|        Theorem.  To wit:
|
|        (1) Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
|        (2) Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break
|            even.
|        (3) Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the
|            game.
|