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The lion and the lamb shall lie down together but the lamb won't get
much sleep.      -- Woody Allen

The Pledge of Allegiance says, `liberty and justice for all.'  
       Which part of `all' don't you understand?" - Rep. Pat Schroeder

aibohphobia -- the fear of palindromes

MENCKEN'S LAW: There is always an easy answer to every human problem -
               neat, plausible, and wrong.

"Shouldn't NASA's Air and Space Museum be ... well, _empty_?"  
                                        -- Steve Melcher

"Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response."
        - M. Barthel

Veni, vidi, velcro
I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Veni, vidi, visa
I came, I saw, I shopped.

In case you've never noticed, I'd like to call your attention to 
the fact that the word "stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards. 
That says to me, with my mystical turn of mind, is that the cure 
for being stressed is to eat desserts."            -Rob Brezsny

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
                -- W. C. Fields

I've always wanted to be somebody, but now
I see I should have been more specific."     - Lily Tomlin

A man's got to do what a man's got to do, even if it's really stupid. 
                                           -- Royko

In the beginning was the Word.  Nobody knows what it actually was,
although it would be nice to think it was "Sorry."
from the novel, ``Ye Gods!''  by Tom Holt Orbit Books 1992 London

It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
        - W Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965).

Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents moderation from
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
        - W Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965).

When i die, i'd like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.
.....not screaming, like the passengers in his car...

``There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots
 to do and not doing it.''   - John W. Raper.