Dear friends,

   My name is E.J. Satchlesnatch. In September 1988 my car was
reposessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you
wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my unemployment checks had
run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was
eating prunes. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.

   This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to
the tropics. I bought a Lincoln Town Car for CASH in Feburary
1989.

   I am currently building a home on the West Coast of Florida,
with a private pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay
from my breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work
again. Today I am rich! I have earned over $400,000.00 (Four
Hundred Thousand Dollars) to date and will become a millionaire
within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can do the same. This money making
program works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have
NEVER failed to... uh, wait a minute, a police cruiser and an
ambulance just pulled up outside... some guys in white coats
are coming to the door, one of them is carrying a strait jacket...
I wonder what they want? Well, not to worry, let me tell you more
about this fabulous get rich quick scheme. Just do the following:
send $100 to each of... hey, what are you guys doing? Get your hands
off me... wait.... I want to eat some prunes... wait...