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1. No fucking way!                     I'm not certain that's feasible.
2. You've gotta be shitting me.        Really?
3. Tell someone who gives a fuck.      Perhaps you should check with...
4. Ask me if I give a fuck.            Of course I'm concerned.
5. It's not my fucking problem.        I wasn't involved in that project.
6. Fuck it. It won't work.             I'm not sure I can implement this.
7. Why the fuck didn't they tell me    I'll try to schedule that.
   this sooner?
8. When the fuck do they expect        Perhaps I can work late?
   me to do this?
9. Who the fuck cares?                 Are you sure it's a problem?
10. He's got his head up his ass.      He's not familiar with the problem.
11. Eat shit!                          You don't say.
12. Eat shit and die.                  Excuse me?
13. What the fuck do they want         They weren't happy with it?
    from me?
14. Kiss my ass.                       So you'd like my help with it?
15. Fuck it. It can wait.              I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
16. Shove it up your ass.              I don't think you understand.
17. This job sucks.                    I love a challenge.
18. Who the hell died and made         You want me to take care of this?
    you god?
19. Blow me.                           I see.
20. Blow yourself.                     Do you see?
21. Another fucking meeting?           Yes, we should discuss this.
22. I don't really give a shit.        I don't think it will be a problem.
23. He's fucking retarded.             He's confused.
24. Excuse the fuck out of me.         Sorry I didn't know.