Hey mates....add these to your OZTALK vocabulary..!
         ....compliments of Denis Costello in Australia
         ....makes for good "tech talk"			
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Since you're evidently a fan of ozspeak, you might like this:

Instant Polyglotty....No 10:  Australian

Keywords and Phrases:
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Dry as a dingo's donger:                Thirsty
Flat out like a lizard drinking:        Hard at work
At the tinnies:                         On the cans of beer
Barbed Wire:                            Beer
Play the Whale:                         Vommit
XXXX:                                   Beer                    (what - ed?)
Park a tiger:                           Vommit
Black duck/amber fluid/neck oil:        Beer
Cry Ruth/Hughie/Herb/Bert:              Vommit
Give the pommie bastards some curry:    Make things uncomfortable for the
                                        English batsmen.
You pommie bastards couldn't knock
the dags off a sick canary:             The ability of the England team
                                        is limited.
Woooooeeeaaaaarrrghagh!                 How is that umpire?
You wouldn't shout if a shark bit you:  Your taciturny irks me...
You're as mad as a gum tree full of
galahs:                                 And I question your sanity
Drongo:                                 A stupid person
Droob:                                  Term of contempt
Me pozzie's chundering in the
thunderbox:                             My postilion is being violently ill
                                        in the gents.