• The trouble with language and ordering breakfast.
• Good luck, Mr. Gorsky
• An open letter to M. Jacques Chirac
• engine id's
• Didn't you always want a Cement Cuddler?
• The gallery of regrettable food.
• The funniest Pope joke I know
• Now where did I put that gravy ladle?
• Bad translator, no biscuit!
• Mmmm, McNuggets...
• Writhing beauties
• Some dreadful puns.
• What ever happened to Eric Smith?
• TV hack
• A great mime joke.
• Would you like an Asprin?
• supermodel thoughts
• fortunes from cookies
• Battleship
• Eeeuuu!
• Dr. Internet
• Never, ever piss off Tsutomu
• How the Newt Stole Congress
• Cat in the Orange Juice
• some potential answering machine messages.
• some jokes
• and a bunch of lightly sorted funny things