Here are the first (in a sequel) of quotes by (and about) women:

Women never have young souls. They're born three thousand years old.
                -- Shelagh Delaney

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
                -- Gloria Steinem

Only decent girls keep a diary.  The others don't have the time.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

Only decent girls will get to Heaven.
The rest will get as far as they want.

All things come to an end, except for women's work and the agonies of Hell.
                -- Swedish proverb

We are the women our men warned us against.
                -- Robin Morgan

We women talk too much, nevertheless we only say half of what we know.
                -- Nancy Astor

We are so vain that we even worry about
what the poeple we don't care about are thinking of us.
        -- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

If you want to have something said in politics, ask a man.
If you want somethong done, ask a woman.
                -- Margaret Thatcher

To err is human, but it feels divine.
                -- Mae West

As soon as a woman thinks sufficiently fast, one calls it intuition.
                -- Barbro Alving

No matter what women do, they have to do it twice as well as men to be considere
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half as competent.  Luckily, that is not very difficult.
        -- Charlotte Whitton

He thought he would get somewhere by showering me with jewelry.
And he did.
                -- Mae West

Women want men, career, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort,
independence, freedom, respect, love and cheap stockings that don't run.
                -- Phyllis Diller

When I go to a beauty parlor I always enter through the emergency exit.
                -- Phyllis Diller

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think
you've got.
                -- Sophia Loren