from rec.humor.funny

As they were rolling closing credits on a TV show the other night,
the local TV station cut to their news anchor with a quick preview
for the late local news, which was coming up next.  The spot ended
something like this:

	"...and we'll have more details on the murder victim discovered by
	police today.  We'll tell you what they found, just ahead."

I wonder where the body was.
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