Subject: Stupid Newspaper article...

Hi there,

I've been cleaning my room over the past few days, and I stumbled across the
following newspaper clipping.  It is from a newspaper in England, which I saw
on my last trip over there.  I thought You'ld get a chuckle out of it...

FALLING DOG KILLS THREE

A Dog, which fell from the 13th floor of a Birmingham Tower block, caused the
deaths of three people in a freak chain reaction.  The first victim, Edith Cary,
72, was killed instantly when the dog fell on her head.  The next victim was
Kenneth Dyer, 46, who was hit by a bus as he ran to help the injured pensioner.
Finally, the shock proved too much for a passer-by who witnessed the event and
collapsed with a heart attack.  He died in the ambulance on the way to the
hospital.


The moral of this story is: When someone says "His bark is worse than his bite",
ask how potent his gravitational attraction is.